<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612</id><updated>2011-07-31T01:23:22.840-07:00</updated><category term='Pavlovs Dog'/><category term='Mother #FAIL'/><category term='Unreasonable Requests'/><category term='Teenagers'/><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If...</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-2293380596447967539</id><published>2011-05-11T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-13T13:34:14.976-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Teenagers'/><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If.....</title><content type='html'>His or her idea of asking permission is informing you what time s/he'll be home after dinner.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-2293380596447967539?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/2293380596447967539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/2293380596447967539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/2293380596447967539'/><link 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their really badly behaved friends.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-3865572718606256016?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/3865572718606256016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2010/07/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/3865572718606256016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/3865572718606256016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2010/07/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html' title='You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-8889813089304301472</id><published>2010-01-18T13:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T13:46:03.563-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Teenagers'/><title type='text'>You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>Compliments sound something like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Wow.  Look at these pictures. You know, you were really pretty when you were younger..."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-8889813089304301472?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/8889813089304301472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2010/01/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/8889813089304301472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/8889813089304301472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2010/01/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html' title='You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-4901910108215115688</id><published>2009-12-23T05:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-23T05:33:06.738-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mother #FAIL'/><title type='text'>You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>They say something kinda like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You've failed me as a Mother.  I didn't even know who Michael Jackson was until he died"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-4901910108215115688?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/4901910108215115688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_23.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/4901910108215115688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/4901910108215115688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_23.html' title='You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-1524589084395643266</id><published>2009-12-11T18:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T18:37:28.359-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Teenagers'/><title type='text'>You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>Out of nowhere, they surprise you with a random moment of love....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-1524589084395643266?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/1524589084395643266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/1524589084395643266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/1524589084395643266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/12/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html' title='You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-6733359553372524906</id><published>2009-11-24T07:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T08:02:14.732-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>You find your missing 15" Mac laptop next to the toilet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-6733359553372524906?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/6733359553372524906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/6733359553372524906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/6733359553372524906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/11/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html' title='You Know You LIve With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-5984031651914567448</id><published>2009-10-08T04:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-08T04:29:01.658-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>No matter what they say to you, it somehow sounds like "Why are you so stupid?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-5984031651914567448?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/5984031651914567448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/5984031651914567448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/5984031651914567448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if.html' title='You Know You Live With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-5848986783845533798</id><published>2009-09-04T17:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T17:25:53.414-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>You find yourself watching a Zach Efron movie on a Friday night.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-5848986783845533798?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/5848986783845533798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_04.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/5848986783845533798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/5848986783845533798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_04.html' title='You Know You Live With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-6032820697947853805</id><published>2009-09-02T17:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T17:19:20.942-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pavlovs Dog'/><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>You unintentionally respond to the command "come"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-6032820697947853805?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/feeds/6032820697947853805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_02.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/6032820697947853805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1182492131705399612/posts/default/6032820697947853805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com/2009/09/you-know-you-live-with-teenager-if_02.html' title='You Know You Live With A Teenager If...'/><author><name>Leigh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01163262798612657124</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_P-xzbDqCymM/SAEntctk1vI/AAAAAAAAAVc/c0w9G0rZseM/S220/my+icon+picture+for+sites.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1182492131705399612.post-7150249234339753587</id><published>2009-09-01T12:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-01T12:09:23.672-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Unreasonable Requests'/><title type='text'>You Know You Live With A Teenager If...</title><content type='html'>You realize that asking them to phone their grandmother back is a completely and totally unreasonable request.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1182492131705399612-7150249234339753587?l=youknowyoulivewithateenagerif.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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